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lubricates:

Me: I’ll just lay down for a couple of minutes and then I’ll start studying

Narrator: she knew very well she was not getting up again for the next five hours

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dankmemeuniversity:

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thebitchyness-is-real:

Did it hurt when you fell from the whore tree and banged every guy on the way down?

donsinclaire: “ strangelybeautifulworld: “ nympherret: “ like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it? ” this isnt even an exaggeration like at all ” And some people still won’t get it ”

qenitals:

shopping carts in random places make me sad

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there is nothing for you there friend

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bigsphinxofquartz:

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ignorance: “ via weheartit ”

a-calmer-vibe:

I read this post the other day that said “sometimes people pretend you’re a bad person so they don’t feel guilty for the things they did to you” and boiiii has that one stuck with me

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ophore:

Graphite eye tutorial I made, I hope it’s of use to any of you. Feel free to send a message if you have any questions!

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aaayas: “/jinoear/ ”
rumplegasm: “ imjustanotherheathen: “ rassclaat: “ social-conscience: “ yugendreams: “ This is happening now. This image has to reach the rest of the world. The Kayapo being expelled from their homes for the construction of the Belo Monte Dam, which...

nati-kun:

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jaxxgarcia:

angry doesnt even begin to explain this uber experience

That was a modern day epic.

This is probably one of the best stories I have ever heard

oh my god it hurts to laugh I’m so sorry but oh my god

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